| This is not meant to be a joking matter. Ask | | | | |
| any man (or woman) on the streets of Arizona, | | | | It is similar to the talk of man producing |
| USA. Or try searching UFO's on the Web. | | | | green house gases and killing himself. |
| Chances are that you will be taken there to | | | | Hogwash and damn lies! |
| see eyewitness accounts. | | | | |
| | | | The most plausible theory for the death of |
| Not that it is a Western phenomenon. Because | | | | the dinosaurs is the sudden change in thee |
| ET sightings have been reported in Africa and | | | | earth's thermostat. In like manner, the ET's |
| Asia, and books have been written on the | | | | are on their way to singe humans to death |
| subject. | | | | with their food pouch of stars. The sad part |
| | | | is that while the dinosaurs have the Jurassic |
| These little green men are coming from the | | | | Park to remember their story, we would not |
| tenth universe and traveling 100 times at the | | | | have a Hominid Park. |
| speed of light to colonize the earth and | | | | |
| enjoy its rich natural resources. They have | | | | So what are we to do in the face of this |
| hitherto been feeding on stars before this | | | | threat of mass extinction? |
| discovery. At that speed, they would arrive | | | | |
| here in a 100years. | | | | The US has already taken the lead by voting |
| | | | millions of dollars for scientists to once |
| But they are not arriving here with WMD's. | | | | again resume their search for these elusive |
| They are carrying stars in their food pouch | | | | space aliens. But I would equally like the |
| to last them for the 100-year long journey. | | | | G.8 to join in the search. |
| The trouble for us is that the nearer they | | | | |
| approach earth, the worse for us. | | | | The UN Scribe should summon an emergency |
| | | | meeting of the General Assembly of the UN, |
| The bottomline therefore is this: The UFO's | | | | alert the world body of this impending |
| are causing the global warming! | | | | danger, and request urgent fund for this |
| | | | campaign. After all, their sovereignty is at |
| The polar bears and migratory birds first saw | | | | stake and the US--the world's largest debtor |
| this and warned us. Now the scientists, | | | | nation is in the forefront of this hunt. |
| farmers, and fishermen have lent credence to | | | | |
| the story. There is talk of the coastal | | | | The solution then is not in controlling |
| cities being buried under the oceans, of | | | | global carbon emissions but to nuke these |
| drying bodies of water, and desertification. | | | | fiendish space aliens to death from the |
| | | | International Space Center before they enter |
| Books have been on global warming, people | | | | our universe. |
| have won Nobel Prizes and the UN Chief | | | | |
| himself flew to Antarctica to see melting ice | | | | Meanwhile the world scientists should start |
| with his own eyes! | | | | preparing Intergalactic Missiles (IM). Tall |
| | | | order? |
| The problem though is that man is skeptical | | | | |
| by nature. Warn humans of volcanic eruption, | | | | We can overcome. This is the greatest |
| earthquake, hurricane, tsunami, or of an | | | | emergency confronting the world today. Every |
| approaching conflagration. Man would elect to | | | | other thing is secondary. We have lived with |
| see with his eyes like Ban Ki-moon before | | | | wars and terrorism, hunger and poverty, |
| believing. So do you believe the UFO's are | | | | diseases and disasters for the past 6,000 |
| coming to burn us to death and seize our | | | | years. |
| earth? | | | | |
| | | | I am already putting down a bestseller on our |
| The death of the dinosaurs came suddenly | | | | ultimate victory with the title, "How We |
| millions of years ago. The most stupid reason | | | | Vanquished UFO's." Congratulations! |
| that I have read of their demise is that the | | | | |
| huge creatures destroyed their eggs. How can | | | | Arthur Zulu is a writer and publisher. |
| they self-destruct? | | | | |