| This is not meant to be a joking matter. Ask any | | | | destroyed their eggs. How can they self-destruct? |
| man (or woman) on the streets of Arizona, USA. | | | | It is similar to the talk of man producing green |
| Or try searching UFO's on the Web. Chances are | | | | house gases and killing himself. Hogwash and damn |
| that you will be taken there to see eyewitness | | | | lies! |
| accounts. | | | | The most plausible theory for the death of the |
| Not that it is a Western phenomenon. Because ET | | | | dinosaurs is the sudden change in thee earth's |
| sightings have been reported in Africa and Asia, | | | | thermostat. In like manner, the ET's are on their |
| and books have been written on the subject. | | | | way to singe humans to death with their food |
| These little green men are coming from the tenth | | | | pouch of stars. The sad part is that while the |
| universe and traveling 100 times at the speed of | | | | dinosaurs have the Jurassic Park to remember |
| light to colonize the earth and enjoy its rich natural | | | | their story, we would not have a Hominid Park. |
| resources. They have hitherto been feeding on | | | | So what are we to do in the face of this threat |
| stars before this discovery. At that speed, they | | | | of mass extinction? |
| would arrive here in a 100years. | | | | The US has already taken the lead by voting |
| But they are not arriving here with WMD's. They | | | | millions of dollars for scientists to once again |
| are carrying stars in their food pouch to last them | | | | resume their search for these elusive space aliens. |
| for the 100-year long journey. The trouble for us | | | | But I would equally like the G.8 to join in the |
| is that the nearer they approach earth, the worse | | | | search. |
| for us. | | | | The UN Scribe should summon an emergency |
| The bottomline therefore is this: The UFO's are | | | | meeting of the General Assembly of the UN, alert |
| causing the global warming! | | | | the world body of this impending danger, and |
| The polar bears and migratory birds first saw this | | | | request urgent fund for this campaign. After all, |
| and warned us. Now the scientists, farmers, and | | | | their sovereignty is at stake and the US--the |
| fishermen have lent credence to the story. There | | | | world's largest debtor nation is in the forefront of |
| is talk of the coastal cities being buried under the | | | | this hunt. |
| oceans, of drying bodies of water, and | | | | The solution then is not in controlling global carbon |
| desertification. | | | | emissions but to nuke these fiendish space aliens |
| Books have been on global warming, people have | | | | to death from the International Space Center |
| won Nobel Prizes and the UN Chief himself flew to | | | | before they enter our universe. |
| Antarctica to see melting ice with his own eyes! | | | | Meanwhile the world scientists should start |
| The problem though is that man is skeptical by | | | | preparing Intergalactic Missiles (IM). Tall order? |
| nature. Warn humans of volcanic eruption, | | | | We can overcome. This is the greatest |
| earthquake, hurricane, tsunami, or of an | | | | emergency confronting the world today. Every |
| approaching conflagration. Man would elect to see | | | | other thing is secondary. We have lived with wars |
| with his eyes like Ban Ki-moon before believing. So | | | | and terrorism, hunger and poverty, diseases and |
| do you believe the UFO's are coming to burn us | | | | disasters for the past 6,000 years. |
| to death and seize our earth? | | | | I am already putting down a bestseller on our |
| The death of the dinosaurs came suddenly millions | | | | ultimate victory with the title, "How We |
| of years ago. The most stupid reason that I have | | | | Vanquished UFO's." Congratulations! |
| read of their demise is that the huge creatures | | | | Arthur Zulu is a writer and publisher. |