| Jim and Sally run a successful auto
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| | gonna pass everything but a gas station
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| business, which they have built up over
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| | from here on out!"The next day, Jim and
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| two decades and have expanded to three
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| | Sally are over the negative observations
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| stores and many of their friends keep
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| | and Jim says "Well now we have the
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| saying, "You should Franchise." They
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| | documents let's go visit our future
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| think about this for about five years
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| | franchisees, finally after four months of
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| read a few books, like "Franchising for
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| | paperwork." Sally smiles. Jim says "you
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| Dummies," The "E-Myth", "The Franchising
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| | know I love you honey, we are finally
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| Bible" and many others on the shelves of
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| | going to do this." Sally says "good, for
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| the new big book store in town with the
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| | a second I thought you had the hots for
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| coffee shop inside. They finally decide
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| | that paralegal, he was sure checking your
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| that it makes sense especially as they
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| | rear end out." Jim says "oh great! But
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| have friends and loyal employees who wish
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| | I think I am more worried about his boss
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| to be associated with them and even own
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| | trying to screw both of us in some
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| the first franchises. So they set out to
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| | bizarre three-some."You see Mr. Federal
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| franchise. They visit an attorney since
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| | Trade Commission this is how it all
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| that says in all the books to do. Most
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| | starts, it all starts out on the wrong
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| books about franchising are, at least in
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| | foot. Why? This MUD is clouding the
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| part if not whole, written by S2D2s
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| | reasoning and strength of franchising.
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| (lawyers: S2P2s; Self-Serving Parasites
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| | Franchising is a win-win situation, when
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| of Planet) anyway, so they take that
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| | it is buried in MUD it creates an
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| advice and visit an attorney. The S2D2
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| | adversarial relationship from the
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| explains the MUD and helps by charging
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| | beginning.Jim and Sally are ready and
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| them a good chunk of change; $35,000 to
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| | they call the attorney to make sure it is
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| prepare a boilerplate document which is
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| | okay for them to visit the prospects, who
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| so complicated they could not do it on
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| | are already to sign up. The attorney
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| their own without years of study. They
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| | says well, wait a minute we need to
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| give the S2D2 (scoundrel) the money and
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| | discuss this, because there are rules of
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| they look at the document and start
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| | disclosure and you should also think of
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| asking questions. They do not ask him
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| | setting up a sales department and have
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| about the price gouging laws that their
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| | forms for compliance.The cold electronic
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| state has after all the flooding from the
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| | like S2D2 right on que says; "tell me
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| remnants of Hurricane Ivan, although they
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| | about these prospects." Sally says "oh
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| feel severally violated in the outrageous
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| | they are so very nice. First; Joe has
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| costs to prepare the documents. After
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| | been a trusted employee for years and
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| all there is some new shop equipment they
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| | knows everything about the business and
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| need to test cars to stay in compliance
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| | he has a partner and his parents are
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| with the latest smog certificates and
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| | putting up the money for the equipment
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| they are not cheap either. So they ask
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| | for part ownership and helping him
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| some typical questions instead of why
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| | qualify for the lease on the building, he
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| they had to pay so much."But Mr. S2D2, we
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| | already has a location picked out, the
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| want to be fair and give this and that
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| | same one Jim and I were going to put our
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| assistance to the new franchisees, Bob
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| | fourth store, before we started to
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| and Margaret are long time customers of
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| | franchise instead." Well that is very
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| our shop and friends. Joe has been
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| | nice the S2D2 says to Sally "incidentally
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| working with our company seven years and
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| | Sally where do his parents live?" Jim
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| they want to buy the first franchises.
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| | says "They live across the river in IL
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| The S2D2 explains that the Federal Trade
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| | and his partner is from MI, he will be
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| Commissions Franchise Group is doing this
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| | moving here once the business gets
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| for the consumer's protection. Jim and
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| | going."The S2D2 is salivating
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| Sally understand this but what is all
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| | understanding that MI is a notification
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| this about termination, litigation,
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| | state and IL is one of the three worst
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| arbitration or mediation? Why does it
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| | states to do business for franchisors,
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| say we may give you this and that, of
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| | some franchisors have even gone to the
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| course we would support Bob and Margaret
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| | length to say that the state of IL is on
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| and Joe they are dear friends of ours and
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| | drugs like those 'fruits, nuts and
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| it is our name on the building, of course
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| | flakes' at the California Department of
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| we are going to go out of our way to help
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| | Corporations along with the rest of the
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| them."The S2D2 says, "yes, I understand
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| | population of girlie men in and around
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| that but this is for your protection
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| | San Francisco, although everyone likes
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| too." Sally says, "great but, it sounds
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| | the new 'Governator'. The S2D2 says;
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| so vindictive and mean, why would anyone
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| | "well Jim we have a slight problem." Jim
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| sign it?" The S2D2 says "there is much
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| | thinks to him self, uh oh, he remembers,
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| case law and history as to why these
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| | 'ah Houston, we have a problem' and then
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| things are in these documents and they
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| | says; "What, it is all set up, the
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| are to protect you, that what you are
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| | parents already sent a check to Joe for
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| paying me for." Jim thinks to himself,
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| | the first and last on the lease and he
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| we are paying you to pick a fight with
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| | signed the lease this week, Joe already
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| our new franchisees and long time dear
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| | gave them a deposit." The attorney says
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| friends. Attorneys are A-holes. They
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| | "well we need to slow down, first Jim and
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| are our worst customers at the shop and I
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| | Sally I do not know how to break this to
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| will never forget that time a one-week
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| | you, but MI has to be notified that you
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| temporary worker hurt his hand because he
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| | are offering franchises in their state
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| was not paying attention, then sued us.
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| | and IL needs full registration, I of
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| Even though it was on his way to work or
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| | course can do all that for you." (huge
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| so he said, we had to fight the case, we
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| | smile comes over the S2D2, even feels a
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| won but it costs us $17,000, gosh, I hate
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| | tingle in his thing and winks to the
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| attorneys. Jim just gives a slight
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| | paralegal as he reaches for his member in
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| aggravated look and gazes towards the
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| | a display of manliness, similar to the
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| window over looking the river and much of
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| | movie 'Wallstreet' or 'Boiler
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| downtown. How can anyone call what this
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| | Room'.)Looks like the S2D2's golf
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| guy does work?So Sally looks at the cover
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| | membership is in the bag after all he
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| page and the second page and the third
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| | thinks to himself; Sushi tonight, hell
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| and it says: "This sounds mean and ugly
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| | for the rest of the week, why not. This
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| almost vindictive." The S2D2 says, "this
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| | is going to be great; he thinks just
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| is to protect you, franchising is very
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| | maybe; I can sneak off with Liz, the
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| litigious." Sally: "But these are our
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| | secretary, for the weekend and tell his
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| friends." She looks at Jim and gives him
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| | wife it is another very important rule
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| a look, what are we getting ourselves
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| | making session in Las Vegas for the
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| into? The attorney also has an
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| | Federal Trade Commission's Franchise
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| interesting look, a grin. Knowing that
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| | group where important franchise attorneys
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| soon he will have much work defending
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| | from all over the country meet to discuss
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| them in lawsuits, he thinks to himself;
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| | the franchise rule which has had no
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| gotta love these entrepreneurial suckers,
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| | changes in 10-years. It has been
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| so naïve thinking they are going to do
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| | documented that law enforcement
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| good in the world, help people get into
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| | officials, judges, policemen and
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| business and make money at the same time,
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| | attorneys are the most likely professions
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| living in a dream world, oh well
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| | to have extra curricular affairs with
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| thankfully they do exist, although I am
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| | either members of their same sex or the
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| noticing a decline in such folks over the
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| | other. (Source: Netscape News Online
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| years, but this is live bait, and I will
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| | Oct. 2003).The S2D2 says to Sally and
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| make all I can while they still have
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| | Jim, "The registration for IL could take
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| money. The S2D2 then starts smiling as
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| | up to several months, if everything goes
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| they leave. Knowing he can return the
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| | perfect." "Several Months" shouts Jim.
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| favor to some of his fellow attorneys
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| | "Yes, well this is nothing compared to
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| nearby who specialize in divorce law and
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| | Cal-if-forn-ia." Explains the S2D2 and
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| bankruptcy, etc. He has seen it before,
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| | goes on to say; "our standard fees are
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| good companies franchise and then the
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| | $10,000 to register in IL and we can
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| lawsuits, divorce and bankruptcy, he can
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| | probably do the MI thing for a thousand
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| smell it. He does not think more than a
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| | plus fees." Sally says "But, we are not
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| second or two that he and his S2D2 are
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| | are only charging $10,000 for the
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| the cause of all of it. Even if we are,
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| | franchise fee to begin with and we are
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| we deserve the money, we are smarter than
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| | not franchising in IL or MI, surely not
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| everyone else, have spent years learning
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| | for a couple of years, we have a
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| all this dribble and besides I need
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| | strategic plan to 'Start Small and Finish
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| another new BMW and the golf membership
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| | Big', besides we want our first
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| is coming due. Must keep up with the
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| | franchisees close by so we can help them,
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| boys to continue to get those
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| | running a business is not easy you know
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| referrals.Jim and Sally are having second
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| | and we need to be available here."The
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| thoughts, but are committed to the plan
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| | S2D2 changes from friend to father
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| and already have the first three
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| | daughter mode and in a voice only
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| franchises sold to family, friends and
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| | grandfather's use he says; "Dear Sally,
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| loyal employees. "We promised Jim, we
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| | I think you are misinterpreting what I am
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| gave them our word, they are counting on
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| | saying here, I understand you are not
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| us." "Yes, but Sally, I really hate
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| | franchising in Illinois right now or even
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| attorneys, they seem so cold and they
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| | Michigan for that matter. But the people
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| don't care, look at what he is charging
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| | involved in your franchise have partners
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| us?" Sally says, "yes I know, but if we
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| | who will have interests in the franchise
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| sell enough franchises we can send our
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| | who live in those states you see and that
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| kids to law school, that is where all the
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| | requires you to be registered in those
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| money is, look how hard we work to build
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| | states or in the case of Michigan to
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| a business and that fat cat attorney,
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| | notify you are offering them a
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| just sits in that office with the view
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| | franchise." Sally says "but we are not
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| and works a few hours a day and that
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| | offering them a franchise, we are
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| paralegal in the back seems to do all the
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| | offering a franchise to Joe our employee.
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| work." Jim observes; "You know Sally, I
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| | Who is already to start and we want to
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| really want to do this, we have worked so
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| | give him that 'UFO thing', the U-Fuck, I
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| hard. Hey did you notice the way the
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| | mean U-fock as you call it, you said they
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| secretary was looking at the attorney? I
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| | have to have it for ten business days and
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| think they have something going there?
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| | there is a holiday weekend coming up and
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| Well maybe he is doing the paralegal
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| | Joe wants to start ASAP, he has been
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| too?" Sally says " yes I think you are
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| | buying new tools like mad from the Snap
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| right about the secretary, but the
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| | on Tool guy, he is so ready, he wants to
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| paralegal is definitely gay, you really
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| | get busy and make money before the 30 day
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| think so?" Jim says, "Heck, yes, he
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| | bill comes in for all those tools." S2D2
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| seems like the squirrelly type, I do not
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| | explains, "Sally, I understand your
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| trust him." Sally says "But, Jim you
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| | frustration, but that is the IL law. It
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| know his wife is a VIP in town? I agree
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| | doesn't matter, what you think the law
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| with your comments did you notice how
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| | says or what you have worked out with Joe
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| fast the attorney took you up on that
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| | of your own free will, you are in a
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| offer too give his car free service?"
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| | franchise now. Also Sally remember about
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| Jim "Says, well the lawyers are a
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| | the master lease clause and additionally
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| necessary evil, we ought to double the
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| | if Joe's parents pay for the lease and
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| price whenever they come in with cars to
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| | are a partner in the company and their
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| the shop." Sally says, we ought to deny
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| | residence is IL then we already may have
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| them service, so they do not try to sue
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| | a problem. We will disclose this to the
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| us." Jim says "Yah, but there is
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| | IL registration people, but it may delay
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| probably some law against it and then
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| | application since technically we are in
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| they really would sue us, maybe we should
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| | gray area and as per law a technical
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| just defer to Caesar on this one?" Sally
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| | violation. Meanwhile see if Joe can get
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| agrees, "Caesar was Right!" Jim shouts,
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| | his deposit back so you can sign the
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| "Take no prisoners, kill them all, ha,
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| | lease and sublease to him. Also in your
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| ha, ha." Jim gets on the on ramp and
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| | franchise agreement we agreed that site
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| lets all 455 cubic inches roar. "We're
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| | selection was part of the franchise fee.
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