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The Last Martian Goes Home

The Martian stood in the open fieldand within a few minutes the
surrounded by the best governmentincreasingly hostile emotions all around
artillery pointed at his head and chesthim set the alarm off, creating a loud
and back.piercing shrill.
The infantry troops formed a circleA nervous gunman, his nerves taut,
around him.accidentally pulled the trigger.
Up above, fighter jets waited for theThe other gunmen, confused, assuming
word to launch a missile right into thethat an order had been given, began
corn field if necessary.firing as well.
Unaware of the hostile force that hadThe bullets passed through the green
greeted him, innocent of all thoughts ofgiant.
death and destruction, the handsome"Clear the field," shouted the
green giant, using his intergalacticcommander.
translator device, said:The soldiers raced to their vehicles.
"My wonderful friends:Within minutes the entire field was
"We have noticed your suffering on thisdeserted. And the first missile struck.
planet and I have been sent as anThen the second and the third. Within a
emissary to bring you good tidings.few minutes, a small crater had formed.
"You're not here to suffer.Watching all this on a giant television
"You don't have to be hungry.screen, the pictures being taken by
"There is no need to cry.satellite, the president and all his men
"I have come to bring you hope.were astonished to see that the green
"It's possible to wish for what yougiant and his shiny vehicle appeared to
want.be unharmed.
"It's possible to move beyond merely"We'll have to go nuclear," was the last
trying.command given.
"You see all being everywhere are hereSoon a huge mushroom of smoke enveloped
TO THRIVE."the crater.
"The president wishes to speak to you,"When it cleared, there was no sign of
said a brusque man in army fatigues andthe alien and his craft.
enough medallions to sink a ship. HeFar above the chaos, another flying
threw a walkie-talkie at the alien'ssaucer, monitoring the scene, the real
feet.green giant decided to turn his image
"Hello, Mr. President. I have good newsprojector off . The hologram image on
for you. You see, the entire Universe isthe surface of the earth disappeared.
onyour side."While the entire country was suddenly
The President, surrounded by his entirecelebrating their victory over beating
cabinet, experts on UFOs, and theback the invasion, apart from a small
top-ranked officers of the armed forces,group of malcontents that actually felt
barked: "Why are you here?"sorry for the alien, the jolly green
As the two spoke, the agitation aroundgiant said to his wife, "I don't think
the president increased. This wasthey're ready yet."
obviously a breach of national security.Pushing the joystick with a sigh, she
And it was getting worse by the minute.pointed the craft out of the earth's
Unknown to them all, the green giant hadorbit at warp speed.
a special vibration-meter on his wrist



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