The truth about UFO sightings


The Last Martian Goes Home

The Martian stood in the open field
surrounded by the best government artilleryUnknown to them all, the green giant had a
pointed  at  his  head  and  chest  and back.special vibration-meter on his wrist and
within a few minutes the increasingly hostile
The infantry troops formed a circle aroundemotions all around him set the alarm off,
him.creating  a  loud  piercing  shrill.
Up above, fighter jets waited for the word toA nervous gunman, his nerves taut,
launch a missile right into the corn field ifaccidentally  pulled  the  trigger.
necessary.
The other gunmen, confused, assuming that an
Unaware of the hostile force that had greetedorder  had  been given, began firing as well.
him, innocent of all thoughts of death and
destruction, the handsome green giant, usingThe  bullets  passed through the green giant.
his  intergalactic  translator  device, said:
"Clear  the  field,"  shouted  the commander.
"My  wonderful  friends:
The soldiers raced to their vehicles. Within
"We have noticed your suffering on thisminutes the entire field was deserted. And
planet and I have been sent as an emissary tothe first missile struck. Then the second
bring  you  good  tidings.and the third. Within a few minutes, a small
crater  had  formed.
"You're  not  here  to  suffer.
Watching all this on a giant television
"You  don't  have  to  be  hungry.screen, the pictures being taken by
satellite, the president and all his men were
"There  is  no  need  to  cry.astonished to see that the green giant and
his  shiny  vehicle  appeared to be unharmed.
"I  have  come  to  bring  you  hope.
"We'll have to go nuclear," was the last
"It's  possible  to  wish  for what you want.command  given.
"It's  possible to move beyond merely trying.Soon a huge mushroom of smoke enveloped the
crater.
"You see all being everywhere are here TO
THRIVE."When it cleared, there was no sign of the
alien  and  his  craft.
"The president wishes to speak to you," said
a brusque man in army fatigues and enoughFar above the chaos, another flying saucer,
medallions to sink a ship. He threw amonitoring the scene, the real green giant
walkie-talkie  at  the  alien's  feet.decided to turn his image projector off .
The hologram image on the surface of the
"Hello, Mr. President. I have good news forearth  disappeared.
you. You see, the entire Universe is onyour
side."While the entire country was suddenly
celebrating their victory over beating back
The President, surrounded by his entirethe invasion, apart from a small group of
cabinet, experts on UFOs, and the top-rankedmalcontents that actually felt sorry for the
officers of the armed forces, barked: "Whyalien, the jolly green giant said to his
are  you  here?"wife,  "I  don't  think  they're  ready yet."
As the two spoke, the agitation around thePushing the joystick with a sigh, she pointed
president increased. This was obviously athe craft out of the earth's orbit at warp
breach of national security. And it wasspeed.
getting  worse  by  the  minute.



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