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When Good People Go Bonkers

We all go nuts sometimes. Even someonegoes beserk, it can last a few days.
as sublimely well balanced as myselfDuring that time he will be manically
goes off the deep end once in a while.obsessing about whatever insult or
When this happens, the bizarre behaviorinjury they perceived to have happened.
of the suddenly wacko can bring damageHe is not negotiable yet; don't even try
to themselves, their businessunless your idea of fun is bashing your
relationships, and yes, even theirhead repeatedly into masonry.
furniture.3. Watch (from under the desk if
Why do we go bananas? Sometimes we allownecessary) for the real person to
frustrations to accumulate withoutreturn. After such an intense
releases such as "talking it through",outpouring, Dr. Jekyll will crash from
physical activity or masturbation untilexhaustion. When he emerges, he might be
we boil over.in the sheepish, "What happened?" mode.
Sometimes a situation pushes a button inThat is the time for love and support.
our psyche which releases a gusher ofTry saying, "Wow, you really went
emotion stored from long-ago pain. Thisthrough something there, didn't you?" If
eruption can come seemingly from nowherehe says something normal, like "yes",
and usually scares the piss out ofyou are making progress. If he snarls or
everyone in range including the eruptorthrows his mouse at you, revert to #2
himself.above.
At Evanston(IL) Hospital Outpatient4. Have some sympathy. Remember, you
Psychiatry, where I spent a six monthhave gone daffy yourself. Remember what
internship bringing better mental healthit was like. It came from pain, didn't
to scores of afflicted suburbanites, itit? That's what happened to your psycho,
was openly discussed that more peoplehe had a tsunami of pain. Remembering
would flip out during the full moon. Ithis will help you be sympathetic. You
believe the term they used was "we havemight need this help if el loco stabbed
more patients in crisis". Is this humanyou in the eye yesterday with a letter
response to the 28 day lunar cycle theopener.
etymology of "looney"?5. Let him talk and offer only gentle
Perhaps not so coincidently, another 28guidance. If a person talks enough, he
day cycle which can bring occasionalwill eventually realize that they got
bouts of wackiness is the so-called"out of line", but he will need some
female cycle, which is not to bespace in order to realize this. If you
confused with a Vespa motor scooter.offer this insight yourself, especially
This caused some UFO theorists to opinetoo early, you might get your hand
that women might actually be aliens notstapled to your ear.
from Venus as originally believed, but6. Listening is key. Here's how you do
rather from the Moon, come to disruptit: Look into the person's eyes with a
the football games and bank accounts ofslightly sad frown. Nod slowly and
men.knowingly after they say each sentence.
Some say that men have a similar cycle -Resist the urge to offer your wonderful
not to be confused with a Harleyopinion - this part is called "shutting
Davidson - but men are either tooup". Wait until he stops talking. Count
complex, or more likely far too simpleto 10. Then say one carefully chosen
and random for a true pattern to emerge.sentence which is either insightful or
Whatever the reason, when someone youencouraging. Repeat until cool.
know goes apeshit, do the following:7. To take lunatic handling to the state
1. Get the hell away. People in theof the art, try to get him to analyze
throes of a psychotic episode can havethe triggering event and why it was so
superhuman strength. They experienceextroardinarily evocative.
something similar to the legendary8. To really bring it on home, get your
adrenalin rush which allows animalnutcase to commit to monitoring his
activists to lift cars off pinned-downreactions, so that if another triggering
pussy cats, a frequent sight in myevent occurs in the future, he will be
neighborhood. Nutcases in full bloom canready with a better, more adaptive
easily turn your head all the way aroundbehavior. This might include removing
- remember Linda Blair in The Exorcist?himself from the situation with a
- by grasping it lightly between thumbplanned excuse like, "Pardon me but I
and forefinger.must leave this meeting unexpectedly
2. Stay the hell away. When a personbecause my dry cleaning is ready.



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