When Good People Go Bonkers

We all go nuts sometimes. Even someone as2. Stay the hell away. When a person goes
sublimely well balanced as myself goes off thebeserk, it can last a few days. During that time he
deep end once in a while.will be manically obsessing about whatever insult
When this happens, the bizarre behavior of theor injury they perceived to have happened. He is
suddenly wacko can bring damage to themselves,not negotiable yet; don't even try unless your idea
their business relationships, and yes, even theirof fun is bashing your head repeatedly into
furniture.masonry.
Why do we go bananas? Sometimes we allow3. Watch (from under the desk if necessary) for
frustrations to accumulate without releases suchthe real person to return. After such an intense
as "talking it through", physical activity oroutpouring, Dr. Jekyll will crash from exhaustion.
masturbation until we boil over.When he emerges, he might be in the sheepish,
Sometimes a situation pushes a button in our"What happened?" mode. That is the time for
psyche which releases a gusher of emotionlove and support. Try saying, "Wow, you really
stored from long-ago pain. This eruption can comewent through something there, didn't you?" If he
seemingly from nowhere and usually scares thesays something normal, like "yes", you are making
piss out of everyone in range including the eruptorprogress. If he snarls or throws his mouse at you,
himself.revert to #2 above.
At Evanston(IL) Hospital Outpatient Psychiatry,4. Have some sympathy. Remember, you have
where I spent a six month internship bringinggone daffy yourself. Remember what it was like.
better mental health to scores of afflictedIt came from pain, didn't it? That's what happened
suburbanites, it was openly discussed that moreto your psycho, he had a tsunami of pain.
people would flip out during the full moon. I believeRemembering this will help you be sympathetic.
the term they used was "we have more patientsYou might need this help if el loco stabbed you in
in crisis". Is this human response to the 28 daythe eye yesterday with a letter opener.
lunar cycle the etymology of "looney"?5. Let him talk and offer only gentle guidance. If a
Perhaps not so coincidently, another 28 day cycleperson talks enough, he will eventually realize that
which can bring occasional bouts of wackiness isthey got "out of line", but he will need some
the so-called female cycle, which is not to bespace in order to realize this. If you offer this
confused with a Vespa motor scooter. Thisinsight yourself, especially too early, you might get
caused some UFO theorists to opine that womenyour hand stapled to your ear.
might actually be aliens not from Venus as6. Listening is key. Here's how you do it: Look into
originally believed, but rather from the Moon,the person's eyes with a slightly sad frown. Nod
come to disrupt the football games and bankslowly and knowingly after they say each
accounts of men.sentence. Resist the urge to offer your wonderful
Some say that men have a similar cycle - not toopinion - this part is called "shutting up". Wait until
be confused with a Harley Davidson - but menhe stops talking. Count to 10. Then say one
are either too complex, or more likely far toocarefully chosen sentence which is either insightful
simple and random for a true pattern to emerge.or encouraging. Repeat until cool.
Whatever the reason, when someone you know7. To take lunatic handling to the state of the art,
goes apeshit, do the following:try to get him to analyze the triggering event and
1. Get the hell away. People in the throes of awhy it was so extroardinarily evocative.
psychotic episode can have superhuman strength.8. To really bring it on home, get your nutcase to
They experience something similar to thecommit to monitoring his reactions, so that if
legendary adrenalin rush which allows animalanother triggering event occurs in the future, he
activists to lift cars off pinned-down pussy cats, awill be ready with a better, more adaptive
frequent sight in my neighborhood. Nutcases in fullbehavior. This might include removing himself from
bloom can easily turn your head all the waythe situation with a planned excuse like, "Pardon
around - remember Linda Blair in The Exorcist? -me but I must leave this meeting unexpectedly
by grasping it lightly between thumb andbecause my dry cleaning is ready.
forefinger.