Official Tally: UFO Statistics Showed Sharp Incline

fficial statistics for 2009 are in, and they showstories submitted this year in addition to being
that overall UFO sightings increased more thanmore numerous than previous years also held
300% in number than 2008 when it was alreadywith them a greater weight of veritas as the
on a sharp incline. Experts say the primary reasonwitnesses showed more sincerity.
UFO reporting has been increasing so much isA 300% increase in UFO reports means that with
partially due to the increase in awareness ofthe increase comes a considerable amount of
"where" reports can be sent. And speaking ofstrain on the resources of UFO reporting centers
where to submit reports, it appears severalsuch as NUFORC. The MOD, which shut down its
government connected UFO reporting systemsUFO reporting project this year also indicated the
have been shut down in favor of moresharp incline, setting the number of reports that
transparent privatized reporting firms.had passed through its organization officially at
And those who have been following the 2009643. Experts say the last time this many UFOs
cases will note that they have been dramatic towere sighted and then submitted to the MOD
say the least. In addition to the usual alienwas in 1978, but as the project was shut down
abduction cases there have been several stringsearly, many are saying that number would have
of cattle mutilations, grey sightings, and a wholeshattered the previous record easily had the
host of new alien types that have allegedlyproject been kept open until January 1st of 2010.
invaded our space. These creatures ranged fromMany are suggesting this UFO storm is only just
a massive insect-like praying mantis creature to abeginning, and is a precursor to some sort of UFO
genuine sounding and almost touching story aboutdisclosure. But if this was the case, where is the
a mysterious tripod that wandered from room todisclosure? It seems almost as though these
room in a large factory attempting to makeclaims are more faith based than actually based
contact with a friendly janitor who was perplexedon facts and reason. And of course the question
by its appearance and the more sinister forcesdoes seem to be on everyone's mind, what will
that seemed to follow the entity around. And ofthe statistics for 2010 be like? And it seems like
course there was also the story of one womanwe're off to a grand start. In the first few hours
who, while watching television spied three aliensof 2010 several UFO sightings happened just as
with cone shaped faces staring in at her fromcelebrations began to ring in the new year. No
outside her window. And of course mingling withdoubt 2010 will be a record breaking year,
these reports we brought to your attention wereshattering even the once thought impossible
several that were more "standard" in form, butnumbers of 2009.
by no means mundane. Overall it seems the UFO