The Official Nonexistence of Area 51- Part Three

If it's true that Area 51 has been defunct andvacancy -- I was considering starting my own
declassified or canceled, or whatever the goingtop-secret projects there! Oh well.
term is, either those extremely covert projectsAll I can say is, the whole Area 51 fiasco is just
have been moved to some other undisclosedone example of countless cover-ups and
location, or we are told these notions forconspiracies that our own government has
misdirection purposes. Which means, perhapsperpetrated over the years -- legally of course.
those projects still continue at Area 51. Or doEvidently all of these crazy secrets are none of
they? Obviously, the government wants to getour freaking business. Right? And they're going to
the proverbial monkey off their backs, we thekeep far ahead of us by creating more cover-ups.
public, because we just flat-out want to knowThere are probably thousands of cover-up
what the heck is going on, so all they can do isdominoes, and even if we knock down ten or
create more and more cover-ups, playing thetwenty of them, or even fifty (let's be bold!) the
time-honored shell game with us. So where areMaster Cover-up Artists will be hundreds of steps
those pesky top-secret projects now? Beneathahead of us, setting up more dominoes. They're
shell 50, or perhaps shell 51, or even shell 52?cleverly manipulating us to follow a long, long trail
Perhaps we may never know.of breadcrumbs, which probably will eventually
Of course we have those reports that speculatelead us nowhere, except on yet another wild
that these hush-hush operations at Area 51 havegoose chase.
been made defunct, that whatever top-secretMy theory is that Area 51 is only one of many
operations took place there have been relocated.top-secret areas across the country, whether
There's another report that suggests suchthey are set up for experimental aircrafts,
projects have been moved to some obscureexperimentation of reverse-engineered
place in Utah, called White Sands Missile Rangeextraterrestrial crafts, the storage of aliens, time
Utah Launch Complex. Or is this just yet anothertravel experiments, secret meeting places for the
ploy of redirection, deceiving us to think we'vemysterious MJ-12, or whatever. We may never
found it at last, when in reality it's just anotherknow the truth, although the truth is somewhere
dead end?out there, but there will always be whistleblowers,
Some obscure reports claimed that the rumorsUFO investigators, conspiracy theorists, and
that Area 51, or its operations, has relocated aregeneral nut-jobs scouring around here and there,
entirely false, and that clues have been found thatsearching for the answers.
there are still secret operations taking place in theIncidentally, I just officially designated my
original location, such as observations of newwell-hidden home as Area 52! Someday, some
construction taking place there -- particularly awacky conspiracy theorists will wonder what deep
water tank. Darn! And I thought there was adark secrets lurk here!