| There is a typical conspiracy theory rumor that | | | | worked on extraterrestrial spacecrafts at a |
| tells us the military and government intelligence | | | | mysterious place called S-4 at Papoose Lake, just |
| operations are set up so that the right hand | | | | south of Area 51. This supposedly took place in |
| doesn't know what the left hand is doing; one | | | | 1989, and if he accomplished anything, it was |
| department is working on one aspect of a large | | | | popularizing all these grand conspiracy theories |
| confidential project, and another department is | | | | connected to Area 51. He himself claimed to have |
| working on yet another. You would think this | | | | participated in the reverse-engineering of alien |
| would cause confusion -- and it does for the | | | | flying saucers in order to advance our own |
| typical pawns. But not for the bigwigs on top; | | | | military aircrafts. Many experts claim he was |
| they seem to know exactly what they're doing -- | | | | merely disseminating big lies. They said he |
| or do they? | | | | blatantly lied about being a real scientist or having |
| This is the usual scenario: a specialized scientist | | | | attended any universities whatsoever. Plus he |
| was brought into one of these top-secret | | | | claimed his birth certificate and Ph.D. diploma had |
| projects, at Area 51 for instance, and he was told | | | | mysteriously disappeared. How convenient! I have |
| to analyze an advanced experimental Soviet | | | | myself read various reports about Bob Lazar, |
| aircraft they procured (incidentally, this was back | | | | which quite easily reveals holes in many of his |
| when we had a Soviet Union!), but they couldn't | | | | statements. The experts in these reports sound |
| tell him where they found it or they would have | | | | quite convincing, but then it's their job to be |
| to kill him -- or something to scare him. More than | | | | convincing. So either they were telling the truth |
| likely they would have to trick him via a loyalty | | | | that he was lying, or they were lying about his |
| oath, possibly binding by imprisonment -- if not | | | | telling the truth. Hmmm. |
| death. Death threats are so intriguing and | | | | There is yet another report that declares Area 51 |
| invigorating, aren't they? Only in spy thrillers I | | | | may have concealed an illegal dump site on its |
| suppose. Anyway, as he explored and analyzed | | | | premises for extremely toxic substances and that |
| the mysterious craft, the scientist was perplexed | | | | several people who once worked in the facility at |
| about its seemingly alien nature, because it | | | | Area 51 filed lawsuits against the US government |
| involved technology beyond his understanding. | | | | concerning certain injuries and even deaths due to |
| Once he completed his study of the bizarre craft | | | | hazardous materials. Unfortunately, the |
| and reported his analysis, his assignment was | | | | government is legally protected from such |
| concluded, and being told to keep silent about this | | | | lawsuits; besides, it also continues the denial of the |
| whole episode, he was sent back into the "real | | | | existence of any facility or place known as Area |
| world" where the public is told that UFOs are only | | | | 51. Therefore, if this place does not exist, no such |
| hoaxes. But being no dummy, usually after a few | | | | workers could have been working there to even |
| decades of sulking, he decided to become a | | | | be exposed to such hazardous chemicals, right? |
| whistleblower and expose the whole thing, | | | | Clearly these harmful chemicals don't exist in a |
| because he was "the man who knew too much." | | | | place that likewise does not exist. Either that or |
| And of course, the government would | | | | the government is very clever with all its |
| desperately deny his validity, making him sound | | | | mind-numbing cover-ups. I suppose the |
| like just another crackpot -- and believe me, there | | | | government is above the law if it can't be |
| are many of them! | | | | properly sued, even when it is obviously in the |
| Conspiracy theorists have associated various | | | | wrong. What? No, I'm not suggesting our |
| highly classified projects to Area 51, not only for | | | | government is corrupt, not at all! I'm just saying |
| the research and reverse-engineering of | | | | it's always in the right -- even when it's wrong. |
| extraterrestrial spacecrafts, but for the | | | | Some reports say these top-secret projects had |
| examination of captured aliens (dead or alive!), | | | | been stealthily moved elsewhere, possibly after |
| time travel research, the development of | | | | 1997, which would account for the declassification |
| advanced weapons, a secret base for MJ-12, and | | | | of the existence of Area 51, which theoretically |
| other fascinating possibilities. How much of this is | | | | means no classified agendas exist there any |
| true is uncertain. I believe dark secrets about | | | | longer. That would mean the very heart and soul |
| Area 51 will always exist, even if this clandestine | | | | have been ripped out of the legendary Area 51, |
| place doesn't. | | | | leaving it desolate now. If that's the case, where |
| One thing is for sure; we'll find numerous | | | | are these highly classified projects taking place |
| whistleblowers and conspiracy nuts out there | | | | now? Some new facility whose location remains |
| bumbling around. The question is, can we tell the | | | | secret? |
| difference between the two? Here's a good | | | | My question is, if there ever was an "official" Area |
| example. There once was a man named Bob | | | | 51, although the government has stubbornly |
| Lazar, who was either a genuine whistleblower or | | | | denied it, is it possible that it really DOESN'T exist? |
| a far-fetched conspiracy propagator, who claimed | | | | Is it possible that it merely serves as a diversion |
| to be a legitimate scientist who had examined and | | | | to conceal a deeper secret: Area 52? |