The Official Nonexistence of Area 51- Part Two

There is a typical conspiracy theory rumor thatworked on extraterrestrial spacecrafts at a
tells us the military and government intelligencemysterious place called S-4 at Papoose Lake, just
operations are set up so that the right handsouth of Area 51. This supposedly took place in
doesn't know what the left hand is doing; one1989, and if he accomplished anything, it was
department is working on one aspect of a largepopularizing all these grand conspiracy theories
confidential project, and another department isconnected to Area 51. He himself claimed to have
working on yet another. You would think thisparticipated in the reverse-engineering of alien
would cause confusion -- and it does for theflying saucers in order to advance our own
typical pawns. But not for the bigwigs on top;military aircrafts. Many experts claim he was
they seem to know exactly what they're doing --merely disseminating big lies. They said he
or do they?blatantly lied about being a real scientist or having
This is the usual scenario: a specialized scientistattended any universities whatsoever. Plus he
was brought into one of these top-secretclaimed his birth certificate and Ph.D. diploma had
projects, at Area 51 for instance, and he was toldmysteriously disappeared. How convenient! I have
to analyze an advanced experimental Sovietmyself read various reports about Bob Lazar,
aircraft they procured (incidentally, this was backwhich quite easily reveals holes in many of his
when we had a Soviet Union!), but they couldn'tstatements. The experts in these reports sound
tell him where they found it or they would havequite convincing, but then it's their job to be
to kill him -- or something to scare him. More thanconvincing. So either they were telling the truth
likely they would have to trick him via a loyaltythat he was lying, or they were lying about his
oath, possibly binding by imprisonment -- if nottelling the truth. Hmmm.
death. Death threats are so intriguing andThere is yet another report that declares Area 51
invigorating, aren't they? Only in spy thrillers Imay have concealed an illegal dump site on its
suppose. Anyway, as he explored and analyzedpremises for extremely toxic substances and that
the mysterious craft, the scientist was perplexedseveral people who once worked in the facility at
about its seemingly alien nature, because itArea 51 filed lawsuits against the US government
involved technology beyond his understanding.concerning certain injuries and even deaths due to
Once he completed his study of the bizarre crafthazardous materials. Unfortunately, the
and reported his analysis, his assignment wasgovernment is legally protected from such
concluded, and being told to keep silent about thislawsuits; besides, it also continues the denial of the
whole episode, he was sent back into the "realexistence of any facility or place known as Area
world" where the public is told that UFOs are only51. Therefore, if this place does not exist, no such
hoaxes. But being no dummy, usually after a fewworkers could have been working there to even
decades of sulking, he decided to become abe exposed to such hazardous chemicals, right?
whistleblower and expose the whole thing,Clearly these harmful chemicals don't exist in a
because he was "the man who knew too much."place that likewise does not exist. Either that or
And of course, the government wouldthe government is very clever with all its
desperately deny his validity, making him soundmind-numbing cover-ups. I suppose the
like just another crackpot -- and believe me, theregovernment is above the law if it can't be
are many of them!properly sued, even when it is obviously in the
Conspiracy theorists have associated variouswrong. What? No, I'm not suggesting our
highly classified projects to Area 51, not only forgovernment is corrupt, not at all! I'm just saying
the research and reverse-engineering ofit's always in the right -- even when it's wrong.
extraterrestrial spacecrafts, but for theSome reports say these top-secret projects had
examination of captured aliens (dead or alive!),been stealthily moved elsewhere, possibly after
time travel research, the development of1997, which would account for the declassification
advanced weapons, a secret base for MJ-12, andof the existence of Area 51, which theoretically
other fascinating possibilities. How much of this ismeans no classified agendas exist there any
true is uncertain. I believe dark secrets aboutlonger. That would mean the very heart and soul
Area 51 will always exist, even if this clandestinehave been ripped out of the legendary Area 51,
place doesn't.leaving it desolate now. If that's the case, where
One thing is for sure; we'll find numerousare these highly classified projects taking place
whistleblowers and conspiracy nuts out therenow? Some new facility whose location remains
bumbling around. The question is, can we tell thesecret?
difference between the two? Here's a goodMy question is, if there ever was an "official" Area
example. There once was a man named Bob51, although the government has stubbornly
Lazar, who was either a genuine whistleblower ordenied it, is it possible that it really DOESN'T exist?
a far-fetched conspiracy propagator, who claimedIs it possible that it merely serves as a diversion
to be a legitimate scientist who had examined andto conceal a deeper secret: Area 52?