| After traveling for several million years you have | | | | board will become psychiatrists. This is against |
| finally arrived at your destination. Where should | | | | their religion. |
| you land? The aliens down there have seen your | | | | It appears the landing site has finally been set up |
| craft as you search for the landing site that was | | | | by the Chosen Few. They have engraved the |
| advertised in the brochures. Someone should | | | | Holy signal into the desert near Trementina, New |
| review the stuff those copywriters are pumping | | | | Mexico, right where Ron said it was supposed to |
| out. | | | | be. (N35.31.56.59, W 104.37.45.48) Traffic is |
| Is it in Mexico? I don't think the boss would | | | | expected to be heavy in the coming months as |
| choose there. Didn't he have a little problem with | | | | Sea Org staff come and go in their new saucers. |
| them during WW II as they call it on Earth? Well | | | | There is a lot of work going on off Planet, |
| maybe they said NEW Mexico, we better take a | | | | reincarnations, advertising on new planets to set |
| look. | | | | up Foundation franchises, the new casino on Mars, |
| When you left after dropping all those frozen | | | | movies being made, just about anything you can |
| peoples bodies into the volcanoes and then | | | | imagine and some that you do not want to |
| dropped hydrogen bombs on them to release | | | | imagine! |
| their souls into Earths atmosphere you planed to | | | | Watch out for those Thetans! They will stick to |
| come back and save some of them. They would | | | | you and it will cost you thousands of dollars to |
| attach themselves to the humans, who you | | | | have them removed. This can only be done by a |
| predicted would evolve from clams. | | | | licensed Thetan removal service and guess what! |
| Every few years there is a jump in UFO sightings; | | | | You will not find them advertised in the Yellow |
| this is because the time - space portal to Theta is | | | | pages, but if you want to you could ask a |
| only open 2 days a week. A Thetan week is 7 | | | | psychiatrist for help. If you can see them when |
| ½ earth years and that is when the | | | | you look in a mirror you should hurry! Some |
| sightings peak. The ships have to return during | | | | people say they look like Zits! |
| the same opening they arrived in or the people on | | | | |