Aliens: Where SETI Astronomers Can Find Them

SETI, or Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence,stars too, for that matter.The last stanza of the
has been an ongoing endeavor for many decades.three stanzas is numbered IV-33. It begins: Jupiter
In the early days, it was expected to be quickcloser to Venus than to the Moon, appearing in full
success, so much so that national governmentswhiteness. According to St. George, Earth and
even helped fund these projects. Like the MoonJupiter would have to be pretty much on opposite
race, there was something of a "find E.T." race. Allsides of the Sun for this to be true, and the full
that is gone now. Government funding hasMoon (more likely seen from the Alien Planet than
virtually evaporated around the globe. Thefrom Earth) serves as a timer. The alignment is
explanation is simple: no one likes a perpetualAlien Planet, Sun, Moon.The next line of IV-33
failure. The few remaining SETI efforts have togoes: Venus hidden under the whiteness Neptune
count on private funding to scrape along. Well, the(discovered more than two hundred years after
objective of this article is to come to the rescuethe death of Nostradamus). Note that there's no
of the last of the SETI astronomers, to tell them"of" between whiteness and Neptune. Meanwhile,
where they can find E.T. so that they can regainthe French words following "hidden" (used
the world's respect.That last sentence was notelsewhere in the prophecies to cryptic ends),
meant to be cynical. As noted in my article"soUS la bANcheUR," allows the extraction of
"Decoding Book Resurrects the Ancient Astronaut"Uranus." Thus, the whiteness (partial rather than
Theme," author Morten St. George claims thatfull) is Uranus, not Neptune, and we have a
some of the prophecies of Nostradamus are ofsecond alignment: Alien Planet, Uranus,
alien origin, and that those prophecies tell us howVenus.IV-33 has one more line: From Mars struck
to calculate the galactic coordinates of where E.T.through the white granary. Since Neptune was left
came from. In a follow-up interview, I posed thehanging at the end of the preceding line, it should
following question to St. George: Do you agreecome into play here, meaning Neptune from Mars
that contact with intelligent aliens could be ofstruck through the white granary. According to St.
immense importance to humankind? He agreed.George, the "white granary" refers to a star
Then I asked: Do you agree that this is morecluster called the Pleiades, which happens to lie at
important than your selling a few copies of yourthe opposite side of the sky from Barnard 72.
cryptic thinking book? He agreed. This article willUntil recently, St. George thought the planetary
be a little longer and a little more technical thanarrow to Barnard 72 commenced with Mars, so
the others.According to St. George, threehe not yet had a chance to check out if a Mars,
prophetic stanzas combine to provide informationNeptune, Pleiades alignment, or a Pleiades, Mars,
about E.T.'s location. The first of these is stanzaNeptune alignment, is even feasible.Overall, there
number I-81. Here, the first four words of theare only a limited number of possibilities. IV-33
fourth verse are the most relevant: "Kappa, Thita,gives us two inner planets, Venus and Mars, and
Lambda, mors." St. George says he has antwo outer planets, Uranus and Neptune. Mars lines
etymological dictionary that defines "mors" as theup with Neptune to hit the Pleiades, and Venus
"bite of a scorpion." Consequently, Kappa, Theta,lines up with Uranus to hit the Alien Planet.
and Lambda are the names of three stars in theDepending upon the Pleiades direction, Uranus and
tail section of the constellation Scorpius. (Note thatNeptune need to be together on the same side
the use of Greek letters for star namesof the solar system or on directly opposing ends
postdates Nostradamus). It's a star arrow, andof the solar system. Also remember to check
Lambda is the arrow head. Elsewhere, thethat you're viewing a full Moon from the Alien
prophecies name three cities to form an arrowPlanet, and that Jupiter is closer to Venus than
circling around the globe; thus, St. George believesthe Moon at the same time. When? The skies and
the three stars should be viewed as points on aplanets are in constant motion. In what year does
sphere.Where does the star arrow point? St.all this happen?St. George is convinced that the
George says he followed the star arrow upwardsdate of the given configuration should somehow
on a star map and it hit or passed close to a darkor somewhere be provided in the prophecies.
cloud called Barnard 72, for which he already hadOther than the stanza number, 433, we have
other indications. So that's the answer. E.T. came580, 700, 703, 882, 883, 1204, 1559, 1571, 1607,
from or near Barnard 72. But we're not done yet.1609, 1649, 1666, 1689, 1690, 1700, 1727, 1781,
We're looking for precise coordinates.The second1813, 1832, 1858, 1859, 1861, 1928, 1952, 1955,
stanza is numbered IV-32. According to St.1979, 1982, 1999, 2001, and 2006. The years
George's decoding, this stanza tells a story: Once1571, 1607, 1781, 1859, and 1982 were
upon a time, Triton, Pluto, and Charon formed aastronomy related. St. George suspects one of
triple planet system with a distinct orbit aroundthe later years is more likely mainly because
the Sun. Then one day, the aliens came along,astronomers may not have accurate data the
grabbed hold of Triton, and pushed it into aposition of the outer planets in earlier times. "We
retrograde orbit around the planet Neptune. Inhave to assume that they want us to get it right,
route to Neptune, Pluto and Charon hung on for aand precision is clearly required here."2006? What
while, then broke loose and drifted off into a newhappened in 2006? St. George replied: "Absolutely
orbit. When did this happen? St. George says thenothing. 2006 was a second, inferable date in a
aliens were here in 580 A.D., so that would be hisLondon catastrophe stanza. The date does not
guess for the date of these planet manipulations.Inecessarily have to come from an astronomy
mentioned that I had read on the Internet thatstanza. It can be provided elsewhere."Please
Pluto has been downgraded, that it is no longerexcuse the digression. My final question was: Do
considered a planet. St. George responded: "Iyou realistically expect SETI astronomers to take
believe that was because they found that Plutoyou up on this coordinate stuff? St. George
didn't clear away debris in its orbit. But since 580responded: "Yes. It would be foolish of them not
A.D., a contemporary date in terms of solarto. The way they're going now, their odds of
system history, Pluto in its new orbit would havefinding E.T. are not even one in a billion. If my
made only a handful of complete orbits aroundtheories merely reduce the odds to one in a
the Sun, hardly enough time to clear away muchthousand, their chances improve immensely.
debris. In any case, the astronomers got it allMoreover, I think they've forgotten; SETI was
wrong. What they should really be looking for isoriginally based on the premise that there are lots
Triton's original orbit, a cleared-out orbit with noof intelligent civilizations out there, which in turn
planet in it. And I doubt that we're talking aboutimplies that at least one of them should have
an orbit at the outer edges of the solar system.succeeded in exploring the entire galaxy by
Triton's original orbit may have been closer to thenow."So there you have it, SETI astronomers, go
Sun than Neptune. They need to figure out whereforth and become famous, work out the
Triton could have been in 580 A.D., then they willcoordinates, point your radio telescope there, and
know where to look for that orbit."Why did thetell the world you heard from E.T.!By Gersiane De
aliens move Triton? A display of power? St.Brito with special thanks to Morten St. George
George remarked that the star arrow onlyand the web site. Look for other articles in this
provides longitudinal coordinates. We also need toseries entitled "Decoding Book Resurrects the
know the latitude . The planets have to be in theAncient Astronaut Theme" and "Nostradamus
right position at the right time. And the threeLinked to the Kabbalah.